I don’t understand how I can be so vain yet have such low self esteem like omg what even..
Why can I illegally download Paris Hilton’s album and not an attractive face like really what is going to be more useful to me?
I’m waiting for that magical night where suddenly I just become attractive.
If it can happen to Neville Longbottom it can happen to me damn it!
Could you imagine actually being attractive? Like oh my god I can’t even….